The best teams never to win the World Cup: Brazil ‘82

Unlike Hungary in 1954 or Holland in 1974, Brazil had a history of success in the World Cup already. The shadow of 1982 still hangs over Brazilian football despite 3 finals in the last 4 World Cups, winning two of them. The reason is the ’82 squad – still considered by some as better than Pele’s 1970 World Champions.

“The ball arrived in one zone,” wrote Ángel Cappa, the idealistic coach of Argentine club Huracán, “and disappeared to reappear in the form of a rabbit or a dove, and was then hidden again from opponents who in their anguish searched for it in the most unusual places, without being able to find it. We glanced at the watch with the intention of making time stand still because we wanted the game to go on forever. And in reality, it’s still going on in the memory of all those who were there in the stadium or who watched it on television.”

Cappa’s words elucidate the deeply romantic notions of football that have become synonymous with Brazil since the World Cup’s inception. The repercussions of ’82 (and to a lesser extent ’86) can be felt as many commentators today undercut the swift pragmatism and efficiency of Dunga’s Brazil, by saying it’s not ‘a typical Brazil team’. Typical being the overt fluidity and attacking proclivities of the ’82 squad. Though Brazil have repeated success at the World Cup in the past 20 years whilst still producing players of individual brilliance, the shift to efficient counter attacks and athletic, disciplined positional sense is quietly and implicitly criticised…even in triumph. The sadness is rooted in the aesthetic talents of Zico, Socrates et al not lifting the World Cup when everyone felt they should have.

The ’82 team reached the World Cup in Spain in top form beating West Germany twice, host nation Spain once, and in the last warm-up match thrashing the Republic of Ireland 7-0. Their first group game against the Soviet Union began with a surprise: though the Brazilian fans dominated on the terraces with their drums, banners and flags, they were silenced by an Andrej Bal shot after half an hour. His poor shot was spilled by goalkeeper Perez. This did not dampen morale and, in the second half, Brazil’s equaliser was spectacular; Captain Socrates beat two Russians and fired home a powerful top corner finish. A minute from time saw a moment of absolute memorable nonchalance as substitute Paulo Isidoro played the ball to Falcao, Falcao let the ball run through his legs for Eder, who was running on from behind; Eder chipped up the ball up for himself and finished with the sweetest of volleys.

Brazil went on to comfortably beat Scotland 4-1 and New Zealand 4-0 before entering the second group phase against two underperforming giants: Argentina and Italy. Brazil took an early lead against Argentina as Zico tapped in the rebound from Eder’s 35 yard free kick that hit the cross bar. Serginho scored the second after the interval and it was Socrates who dictated the midfield tempo brilliantly. A lovely third was scored by Junior and not even a consolation goal from the World Champions could ruin a consummate performance from the Brazilians.

Brazil needed only a draw against Italy to progress in the tournament in what has become one of the most famous matches in World Cup history. Paolo Rossi scored the first of his famous hat trick with a header before Socrates and Zico combined in sublime fashion for the Brazil captain to wrong foot Zoff and slot in at the near post. Cerezo’s defensive mistake played in Rossi for his second and again Brazil had to press for an equaliser. Falcao received the ball on the edge of the area and the Italian defence anticipated a right side through ball; instead, Falcao cut inside and thundered home a 20 yard shot into the top corner. Brazil being Brazil did not consider holding out for the draw, which would have been enough to see them progress, and a final defensive lapse cost them heavily as Junior kept Rossi onside to finish instinctively against Perez. A final memorable moment in the game came when 40 year old Zoff saved amazingly from Oscar’s powerful header, not allowing the Brazilians to get the draw that would have seen them through to the semi finals.

Despite not even reaching the semi’s Tele Santana’s Brazil side of ’82 are still considered one of the finest teams in World Cup history. Their loss has certainly left a mark on the Brazilian psyche and, despite the unparalleled success of the national team, there remains a tangible undercurrent of emotion for the romantic interchanging of their nation’s best players almost thirty years ago.

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Valero heads back to Spain

West Bromwich Albion have cut their losses on Borja Valero after allowing the midfielder to return to Spain with Villarreal.

Valero, 25, joined the Baggies from Real Mallorca for a club record £4.7million fee two years ago but struggled to adapt to life in the Premier League.

He returned to Mallorca on a season-long loan last season and has now signed for their La Liga rivals on a similar basis with a view to a permanent deal.

"After relegation in 2009 we agreed to loan Borja to Real Mallorca," sporting and technical director Dan Ashworth told the club's official website.

"On the back of an outstanding season in Spain and taking into account his professional and personal wishes, we decided to accept an offer from Villarreal.

"I'd like to thank Borja for his contribution and his professional attitude throughout the last two years."

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Wolves chief slams Manchester City

Wolves chief executive Jez Moxey believes the money Manchester City have at their disposal is threatening to ruin the Premier League.

Roberto Mancini has been allowed to spend more than £100million already this summer on the likes of Mario Balotelli and David Silva with James Milner also likely to arrive at Eastlands in the next fortnight.

Moxey believes it is an unhealthy phenomenon, telling the Express and Star:"The Manchester City situation is not good for football in the Premier League. Not only are they contributing in a big way towards spiralling wages and unrealistic demands elsewhere, but there is a risk that they could garner all of the talent.

"It's becoming so difficult for anyone else to compete both on a competitive and talent level but also on a financial level and they're only able to do it because they've got sovereign wealth behind them. I'm not sure that's what I would want to see if I could control it. But I can't so all I can control is what we do.

"Manchester City are trying to win the Premier League and dominate Europe – if they can – for certain reasons. Their owners want to promote themselves and the club, and they see that as a good way of doing it.

"They've got more money than they know what to do with and they're investing with it. It gets too distorted too easily when you have such wealth to buy the best players wherever they are in the world.

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Bad Weekend at the office for the Premiership’s Custodians

With the Premiership finally back underway, and after a World Cup of quite frankly tiresome and boring debates about the movement of the Jabulani ball, the Premierships’ goalkeepers got off to an extremely patchy start this weekend.

Tim Howards’ calamitous error off of a routine long ball against Blackburn turned out to be extremely costly as his side crashed to a lacklustre 1-0 defeat away to Blackburn. Croatian striker Nikola Kalinic pounced superbly after Howard spilled an easy catch and the American will be having sleepless nights after this gaffe.

Chris Kirkland was poor against Blackpool, letting a Rocky Baptiste cross in at his near post, a cardinal sin for any goalkeeper, and he should have done better in the lead up to the other three Blackpool goals as his side slumped to a humbling opening day defeat to the newly promoted side.

Over at Stamford Bridge, Scott Carson confirmed every fans preconceptions of his ability between the sticks and lived up to the shockingly low expectations we’ve all come to expect from him. In all honesty, Chelsea didn’t even have to get out of second gear to see off a lightweight West Brom side, and Carson wasn’t helped by his team’s wall parting like the Red Sea on two occasions as he let in successive free kicks, but the £1.5m spent on Hull’s Boaz Myhill looks like money well spent on manager Di Matteo’s part now.

Robert Green looked shaky against Aston Villa, repeatedly flapping at balls into the box, a key weapon in Aston Villa’s armoury, and it was his tame punch that led to the opening goal by Stewart Downing.

Pepe Reina and Manuel Almunia also proved to be the defining factors in the Liverpool vs. Arsenal game in Sky Sports first Super Sunday extravaganza of the season. Almunia, as anyone will tell you, is surely one of the worst goalkeepers ever to grace the top flight of English football. Only Burnley’s Brian Jensen stopped him from being the worst in the league last season with some comical displays.

Arsene Wenger seemed to put to bed any rumours of a move for either the recently transfer listed Mark Schwarzer or Shay Given ahead of the end of the summer transfer window with a defiant answer to a post-match question on Sky Sports when asked about any potential move for a keeper’ before the deadline with a simple “no”.

It’s clear for all to see that Almunia is Arsenal’s Achilles heel, with debutant Laurent Koscielny performing admirably before his soft dismissal, and the rest of the Arsenal back four dealing with everything that came their way with consummate ease. Liverpool striker David N’Gog’s goal was a powerful effort, but to be beaten with the ease that Almunia was at his near post should only further enforce the idea that he’s simply not up to the task of playing for a top four club.

Pepe Reina had a fine game, and after he acrobatically tipped over a fine effort from Tomas Rosicky late on in the game, three points looked all but secure. His enviable handling skills were also on display throughout as he dealt with a series of deep crosses into the box easily. But that was all but set to change in the 89th minute, when a floated delivery from the left hand flank caused no end of problems.

Liverpool’s rearguard performed admirably throughout the game after they were reduced to 10-men following a clumsy challenge by Joe Cole in the dying moments of the first half, but Reina was unable to see the cross due to the sunlight that impaired his vision of the flight of the ball, but after getting away with his initial error, with the on-rushing Mourane Chamakh, who was otherwise disappointing, hitting the post, Reina proceeded to flap at the rebound and ushered the ball into his own net with some truly slapstick goalkeeping.

The goalkeeping fraternity was dealt a helping hand so to speak, by an outstanding display by Joe Hart away at Spurs for Man City, seemingly keeping his side in the game all by himself at times with a string of world-class saves which will leave the watching Shay Given wondering quite how he’ll break back into the side. Fulham’s David Stockdale also put in a tremendous show against Bolton and went someway to showing to Fulham fans at least that there may be life after Mark Schwarzer.

It is indeed rare that so many top flight goalkeepers should make such high profile, game defining gaffes in one weekend, and some of it may be allotted to a degree of ring-rustiness as it was only the league’s opening weekend after all, but with the debate of the balls that top flight matches use nowadays dying down to a degree after a series of reactionary statements prior to this summer’s World Cup, it does beg the question whether this current batch of goalkeepers are as good as season’s gone past?

Chelsea’s stuttering pre-season campaign has attracted criticism, but a lot of the panic will be put to bed as soon as Petr Cech is back between the sticks, with replacements Hilario and Ross Turnball more than at fault for a string of poor results, with their decision-making, handling and positioning off crosses all coming under question.

The mistakes attributed to Reina, Howard and Kirkland can obviously be labelled as uncharacteristic, but with the performance level of goalkeeping at this summer’s World Cup put seriously under the spotlight, with the all too convenient excuse of the ball offered up as reasoning for poor displays, it would appear that it’s harder now than ever before to find a consistent goalkeeper.

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Errors are common place in top flight football, and keeper’s mistakes are obviously magnified tenfold due to the nature of their position, but even so, this weekend’s displays were poor across the board and it will be interesting to see whether this trend continues throughout the campaign.

So what does everyone else think? Was this weekend’s string of horror shows down to first day nerves or a lack of match practice? Or should it be considered part of a wider issue and is the art of goalkeeping falling in standards?

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PL to UCL – A sad fall from grace for this former England prospect

Few players will go from the Premier League to the United Counties League, with a whole nine divisions separating the two. Former West Ham defender Calum Davenport had his contract terminated by mutual consent in March this year and has dropped to non-league football in order to regain match fitness. Playing for his local side which contains old friends conveys his unrelenting love for football. Should he recapture his form, he may be able to restart his professional career which was so cruelly taken away from him.

Following a family disagreement the former Tottenham central defender was violently stabbed by his sister’s boyfriend. Davenport had been accused of attacking his older sister but has since been cleared of all charges. The shocking incident saw the footballer repeatedly stabbed in both legs, loosing half the blood in his body. The severity of the assault meant there were substantial doubts over whether Davenport would ever play football again after undergoing emergency surgery.

It has been a sad turn of events for a player who was once considered an England prospect. At an imposing 6ft 5in, the defender who began his career at Coventry City earned eight caps for England under-21s. His evident promise saw him transfer to White Hart Lane in 2004 for a fee of over £1 million. Due to the burgeoning defensive partnership between Ledley King and Michael Dawson, loan periods at West Ham, Southampton and Norwich followed. Having impressed during his spell at the Boleyn Ground, he sealed a permanent switch there in January 2007. Injuries have unfortunately plagued his career as shortly after this £3 million transfer, the centre-back was forced to have a hernia operation. After regaining match fitness he was loaned to Watford for one month. Davenport must have felt cursed as he fractured a bone in his neck on his debut for the Hornets, ruling him out for the remainder of the season.

He returned in pre-season and scored with an excellent headed goal in Alan Curbishley’s last game as West Ham manager, defeating Paul Ince’s Blackburn. A change of manager was yet another disruption in the career of this towering defender. With Sunderland looking to bolster their defensive options, he joined the Wearside club for the latter half of the 2008/09 season. Starting opportunities were not as forthcoming as he would have wished but he impressed Ricky Sbragia by keeping opposition attackers at bay particularly with his aerial strength. He played eight of their last nine games, helping them to stave off the threat of relegation.

After a managerial change at Sunderland and concerns over his injury record, Davenport returned to Upton Park and the horrific stabbing soon followed. He now faces the immense challenge of rebuilding his career from scratch. His new manager has said, “He is on a very long road and if we can help him one per cent of the way back to fitness it will have been worthwhile.” Fitness is critical for the stopper who purportedly attracted the attention of Leeds and Nottingham Forest this summer. A permanent deal may have been deemed too big a risk given his turbulent, injury ravaged past. Being used to adversity, hard work will eventually rouse the awareness of a Football League club who will hopefully offer him the stability he has long been deprived of.

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Will Fergie forever rue not signing Cole?

The transfer of Joe Cole was one of the most speculated and talked about transfers of the summer, with a host of clubs being linked to the player. Arsenal, Tottenham and Manchester United all looked to be leading the pack of suitors at various times before Liverpool snapped him up in July. Man Utd boss Sir Alex Ferguson has since revealed that he passed up the opportunity to sign Joe Cole, stating

“We were approached by his agent at one point but we didn’t enter into discussions at all. It was maybe just complicated to get involved with that.”

Ferguson obviously did not see enough in Cole to warrant signing him, but with Man Utd seemingly struggling with creativity this season, will it prove a missed opportunity for the United manager?

After signing from West Ham, Joe Cole had a great career at Chelsea, where he won numerous titles and cemented himself as an England regular. In his last couple of seasons at the club however, Cole suffered from injury problems and as a result did not get a great deal of first team football, although he did score a crucially important goal at Old Trafford in April 2010, in a victory that sealed the league title for Chelsea that season. Perhaps the injury problems Cole experienced was what dissuaded Ferguson from entering into discussions with him, but you imagine that if United had expressed a firm interest, Joe Cole would have jumped at the chance to join the Red Devils. Instead, it turned out to be Liverpool who signed Cole, and morale amongst their supporters and players skyrocketed when it was announced.

It is true that Cole has not enjoyed the greatest of starts to his Liverpool career. In his first team debut he was sent off against Arsenal for a rash challenge on Laurent Koscielny, and four days later he missed a penalty in a Europa League qualifier against Trabzonspor. Joe Cole’s quality is undoubted though, he is an excellent dribbler of the ball, he is creative, and he is capable of scoring goals. Perhaps the biggest string to his bow however, is his ability to change a game in a matter of moments, he is one of those rare players who can provide that little bit of magic that can completely turn the tide of a match.

For all Manchester United’s strengths, creativity seems to be the one area where they currently seem to be lacking a bit of quality, especially in the centre of the park. Ryan Giggs and Paul Scholes are fantastically creative players, but Ferguson will not want to be relying on players in their mid thirties for this, and sooner or later they will retire. Darren Fletcher is an effective defensive midfielder, and is capable of the occassional great pass, but this is not his role. Michael Carrick seems to have completely lost form, whilst Darron Gibson is young and the jury is still firmly out on Anderson. It means that Scholes is the only consistently creative player of real quality who plays in the centre, and this is not a great situation to be in.

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On a free transfer, Joe Cole could have been the ideal solution to this problem area, and it would have given United a formidable midfield to feed Wayne Rooney and Dimitar Berbatov. Man Utd will hope to sort out their defensive difficulties when Rio Ferdinand returns to full fitness, but the lack of creativity they seem to have could be a recurring issue for the club, and Ferguson might just regret rejecting the chance to sign Cole come the end of the season.

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Fabio Capello calls up Kevin Davies

England head coach Fabio Capello has called up veteran Bolton Wanderers striker Kevin Davies to his squad for the European Championship qualifier against Montenegro a week on Tuesday.

Thirty-three-year-old Davies has long been touted as a possible England player, but his chances of a call-up seemed to have gone after he was ignored by several managers.

However, he may now get a chance to finally earn a first full cap, being named in the squad alongside Wayne Rooney and Arsenal starlet Jack Wilshere.

Capello is wary of the threat posed by the Montenegrins, saying:“I saw these two games that they played, they played very well and are a dangerous team.

“They defend well and are really compact, they play the counter-attack really, really fast. The quality of their forwards is really good.”

Squad: Ben Foster (Birmingham City), Robert Green (West Ham United), Joe Hart (Manchester City).

Ashley Cole (Chelsea), Phil Jagielka (Everton), Glen Johnson (Liverpool), Rio Ferdinand (Manchester United), Joleon Lescott (Manchester City), John Terry (Chelsea), Stephen Warnock (Aston Villa).

Gareth Barry (Manchester City), Joe Cole (Liverpool), Steven Gerrard (Liverpool), Tom Huddlestone (Tottenham Hotspur), Adam Johnson (Manchester City), Aaron Lennon (Tottenham Hotspur), Jack Wilshere (Arsenal), Shaun Wright-Phillips (Manchester City), Ashley Young (Aston Villa).

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6 Of The Best Premiership Downfall Parodies

Downfall was a colossal movie. I’d argue that pretty much everyone who saw it felt the same as me and that in time it would become what they call on Film buff shows, ‘seminal’.

Few however would have imagined the comedy door it would open for subtitled spoofs globally. I don’t know how many Downfall parodies there have been, but a conservative guess would be lots.

Here’s my 6 Of The Best. Feel free to add yours!

Newcastle HERE

West Ham HERE

Liverpool HERE

Everton HERE

Arsenal HERE

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Chelsea HERE

West Ham’s Top Ten Transfer Nightmares

As well as producing future England stars through their famed academy, West Ham are also perhaps more infamously known for their more comical signings, especially under the tenure of Harry Redknapp. Without further delay, here are my top ten;

MARCO BOOGERS

Harry Redknapp is often known for his shrewd dealings in the transfer market. What is less known is that for every stellar signing at West Ham, Redknapp also made a howler, and his signing of Dutchman Marco Boogers falls into that category. Apparently Redknapp had the option of either signing Marcus Stewart or a striker he hadn’t actually ever seen play in the form of Boogers. Redknapp went for Boogers in a £1m transfer. What followed were 4 substitute appearances, including a sending off for an outrageous challenge on Gary Neville within 90 seconds of coming on, followed by Boogers disappearing to a caravan site and being declared mentally unfit to be a footballer. He reappeared 2 seasons later playing for RKC Waalwijk.

SAVIO NSEREKO

Having signed for a club record fee of £9m in January 2009, the then 19 year-old Ugandan-born German national was touted by West Ham’s then technical director Gianluca Nani as the next big thing. The problem was, he wasn’t, and even if he was, West Ham didn’t let him hang around long enough to find out, selling him to Fiorentina for around £6m in the summer of 2009. That’s a £3m loss over 6 months. Mind you, West Ham will get 50% of any sell-on fee, and managed to get Manuel Da Costa out of the deal.

CARLOS TEVEZ/JAVIER MASCHERANO

The Carlos Tevez aspect of this may be slightly controversial considering, according to UK Law, he single handedly kept West Ham in the Premier League to the tune of £30m. But bearing in mind in the season prior to the arrival of the Argentinean duo, West Ham had come within a Steven Gerrard screamer of winning the FA Cup and had finished 3 points away from a European place in the league and the whole affair is put in perspective. Enter Kia Joorabchian with Tevez and Mascherano in the summer of 2006. Having upset the balance of the team so much that manager Alan Pardew, who job seemed fairly secure prior to their arrival, was sacked in December 2006, Mascherano subsequently left for Liverpool in January and Tevez, who for most of the season struggled to find form, found himself as a talisman towards the end of the season. Considering the trouble his arrival caused, the least Tevez could do was score 7 goals in 9 games at the end of the season to keep the Irons up. However, the effects of this transfer resonate long after Tevez’s departure as the club is still having to pay compensation to Sheffield United.

FLORIN RADUCIOIU

Signed at around the same time as fellow Romanian Ilie Dumitrescu, Raducioiu flattered to deceive with his performances. Catching the eye during the 1994 World Cup he was snapped up by Redknapp in the summer of 1996, with the then West Ham manager noting the striker was aptly-named because his displays for the club were “worth about two bob”. After clashing with Redknapp because he had gone shopping with his girlfriend on a match day, the Romanian was soon on his way back to Espanyol having only made 14 appearances for the Hammers.

PAOLO FUTRE

A fabulously talented Portuguese international winger, Futre made his name playing for Atletico Madrid. When he signed a one-year contract at Upton Park in 1996, no one had told the then West Ham manager Harry Redknapp that Futre would only play in his beloved number 10 shirt, problem was, that shirt already belonged to John Moncur, even though Futre had it written into his contract that he must have the number 10. What ensued was a Portuguese paddy, followed by Futre bribing Moncur with the promise of holidays at his villa in the Algarve. Moncur courteously accepted, Futre had his number 10 shirt and saw out his one-year contract with West Ham, making only 10 appearances. Remarkably Futre and Redknapp still reportedly keep in touch.

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MAURICIO TARICCO

I feel very harsh including Mauricio in this list, but alas, his free transfer from Spurs in 2004 was a nightmare for both player and club. Lining up against West Ham’s bitter rivals Millwall on his debut, Taricco lasted 27 minutes before tearing his hamstring. The Argentinean then offered to cancel his contract at West Ham, effectively going into retirement. West Ham manager at the time Alan Pardew noted that; “This is one of the most honest acts from a player I have experienced in all my years in the game”. Taricco is now the assistant manager at Brighton and has registered as a player wearing the number 27 shirt, perhaps in honour of the number of minutes he lasted as a West Ham player.

JOEY BEAUCHAMP

One of Billy Bonds final acts as West Ham manager was to secure the signature of Joey Beauchamp. Signed from Oxford United in 1994 for £1.2m, Beauchamp was heralded as one for the future. He may well have been, but just not at West Ham. Citing the daily commute from Oxford as the principal problem, Beauchamp decided to call it quits having never donned the claret and blue in a competitive fixture.

KIERON DYER

This transfer could still turn out to be a dream as Dyer is still at the club, but it is seemingly highly unlikely. Injury prone even prior to his £6m move from Newcastle in 2007, Dyer subsequently suffered a double leg break in a League Cup tie against Bristol Rovers in August 2007, and in 4 seasons for the club, has only featured in 24 games. On a reported salary of £83,000 per week including image rights, West Ham co-chairman David Sullivan suggested Dyer follow Dean Ashton into retirement.

DANI

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He was a loan signing, what could possibly go wrong? For me after scoring the winner at White Hart Lane he could do whatever he wanted, but, alas, this wasn’t the case for Harry Redknapp and after 9 games he was sacked by the then West Ham manager after missing training because of a night out on the sauce.

JAVIER MARGAS

I was a huge fan of the Chilean when he played for West Ham from 1998-2001, but the nightmare side of him came when he disappeared. No one at the club had any idea where he was, and around a month passed before his whereabouts were known and he turned up back in his native country. Needless to say this signalled the end of his career at the east London club. Having opened his own hotel in Chile he has said any West Ham fan can stay there for free. He has also appeared on a reality TV show in his native country and now owns Chilean Dictator Augusto Pinochet’s armoured car. Nice.

So, that concludes my top ten, there are many more, so if you feel I have missed out anyone, feel free to add to the list.

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